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Old 05-04-2009, 20:36   #16
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Re: whats the best....(women only please)

Flashy, wasn't being 'fly' about the team of men....it is just that men need some time to grow new stocks....if you get my drift.
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Old 05-04-2009, 20:37   #17
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oh how confusing lol

like Kate said, i reckon i'll just have to have it everyday then lol

Margaret, i know you werent being fly lol
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Old 05-04-2009, 21:06   #18
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All broody are we?
Not sure I could be bothered again now, am used to the independence and the lie ins!
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Old 05-04-2009, 21:30   #19
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[quote=Margaret Pilkington;700909.....she is going to need proper professional help...[/quote]

You are not the first to notice that
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Old 05-04-2009, 22:53   #20
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could try saint marys in manchester they have loads of juice in stock and im sure they could spare a few jars lol

dont ask how i know but lets just say the small room with a selction of magazines isnt a myth lol
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Old 06-04-2009, 08:00   #21
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you know full well i have a sperm donor mr
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:26   #22
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After reading these post, thank god I was born a bloke
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:27   #23
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Yes Jaysay, you have to be grateful for small mercies
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Old 06-04-2009, 10:39   #24
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Yes Jaysay, you have to be grateful for small mercies
lmao !!
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Old 07-04-2009, 08:51   #25
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taken from another website..

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A simple rule of thumb is this that the average woman is fertile 14 days before her period starts - so If you have a 4 week cycle you will be fertile 2 weeks into your cycle - a 5 week cycle on week 3, a 6 week cycle week 4.. if your cycles are irregular this is harder to guess..

You can take temps - your temp normally drops before ovulation and rises after - but this is only by tiny amounts... and you need a 'basal' thermometer - to work it out (it only moves by points of a degree)... if you go the route of temperature taking you need to take it every morning at the same time (or as close to it) and before you do anything... so you cant even get out of bed to find the the thermometer...

there are a few websites out there that are free to help you chart your fertility... google fertility friend (I think that is one)
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Old 07-04-2009, 09:24   #26
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dont think that will work for me Emma, i still havent started so god knows when i'll be fertile

thanx anyway
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:25   #27
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Yes Jaysay, you have to be grateful for small mercies
Hey you not so much of the small
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:00   #28
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uh oh.... if she's feeling grumpy I dare not read the other thread about Freecycle
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Old 07-04-2009, 12:05   #29
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Jaysay, I was not referring to any of your physical attributes, just the fact that you are male......that is a small mercy surely
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Old 15-04-2009, 17:30   #30
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When i tried for my son, i counted 14 days after the first day of my period, ovulation time ...and bingo.....9 months later....a screaming sh!t machine!! lol
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