Got one last night from a chap with a nice English accent,

good evening Mr Farrer, I wonder if your aware that you've been awarded a government grant to have your loft and walls insulated. Oh how wonderful I'm really looking forward to this, should make the Guinness book of records. Whys that Mr Farrer, well it will be the first time in history that anybody has had the loft in a ground floor flat insulated. click

