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Old 13-09-2012, 18:27   #175
heth
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Re: Please can I start an X Factor thread?

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Originally Posted by garinda View Post
Well we've just found our first nut of the series.

Who we'll invite back on Grand Final night, to knock out some bad mash-up, with this season's other freaks.



I do think there's very much going to be an edgier, rockier slant this year.

More young lesbians strumming themselves off on stage, singing about binge drinking, and more Frankies, strutting about like little Jaggers....but this year they'll do better if they can actually sing.

To reflect this I'm seeing outfts that are a bit more street, than they've seen us in previously.

I bought a bag full of Whitney Houston's old clobber, the very night she snuffed it.

There's a floor length black leather A-line skirt in the bin bag, which I'm hoping to rework for yourself, if I can get the stains out.

So be prepared to ditch your bling, and get your rocks off honey.

Rocky Chav look...............mmmmm we can try but what are you gonna wear?

Thinking maybe ripped jeans that hang down ya bum with the bottom of the leg tucked in your socks?
Dont know about the top half though but you will need to have the chav haircut that is essential.

Everyone will feel right at home at the minute until we scrub up for the live shows
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