What bit of my post did you not understand?
I am aware that habitual criminals will try very hard to justify their wrong doing in all sorts of ways.
Simply ignoring someone is one of those.
It is now obvious you know nothing about the finer points of water purification and therefore you are a layman, much like the rest of us.
Next you will be telling me how to pilot a Jet Aircraft.
But back to your Television Licence and Water Bill theft.
Your still STEALING, which makes you a thief. end of

Its quite a simple test, do you receive something or use a service without paying for it? Yes or No
Well seeing on TWO counts you said yes, that's Theft.
Therefore you are a criminal.
Maybe not in your belief, but certainly in the rest of the society of this land.
Better turn yourself in son