[Sunflower49]

I love this thread-I use them often at work. I also am quite often victim to that horrible feeling you get when you think of something you should have said, after the moment has gone, though!
I use them in jest as well. I have one of those horrid senses of humour.

I like it when somebody says "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there any longer!"

"Sure, I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"I know you!"
"Yes, I'm a nurse at the STD clinic."


"Can I have your number?"
"Yes, I'm in the 'phone book."

"What's your surname then?"
"That's in the book too."....