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My Neighbours Mr. & Mrs. Jones always get the latest 'must have' items and I'm trying to keep up.

They are your typical middle class, middle income family, I know I can't compete with their 50" 3d home cinema with surround sound or any of the other gadgets they get on a weekly basis.

However as I was inadvertently looking over the adjoining wall watching her put out the latest collection of cardboard containers and packaging, I accidently overheard her saying to her husband that she was going to have a 'hot flush'.

I thought, well that's the last straw, I'm pretty handy with the plumbing I'll get the parts and fit one myself before they do.
I have spent the last two hours searching plumbing and D.I.Y. listings but can't find the parts anywhere.
I'm beginning to think it doesn't exist, a bit like that erratic period she went through a year or so ago, I'm older than them but don't remember any time, even under Thatcher being called that.

So if you know where I can get all the fittings?