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Originally Posted by Eric
I suggest that you go one better ... to hell with the hot flush, get yourself a boiling bidet. You don't have to get the deluxe model which shoots out superheated steam; the simple boiling water model ... which is less than one third the price ... will do. It's not for your own use, of course. It is a simple, practical joke, lurking in your bog, waiting for unwary guests or friends ... Kestrelx, for example  Something that will give everyone a good laugh ... well, once the intense agony has subsided, and the blisters have gone.  |
What a fantastic Idea, I could get Mrs. Jones to bless it for me.