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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
If all that is a crime then I am guilty.
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Pleading guilty will not alleviate your sentence.
For your crimes you are hereby remanded to remain amongst the majority of the common sense party being governed by the minority of <insert appropriate political party> who will lie, cheat, steal and commit other heinous crimes which will be protected by parliamentary priviledge and receive a wondrous pension which you will pay for from exorbitant taxes on your fuel, food and lifes other little luxuries.
And may God have mercy on your soul!
