...I called into ASDA getting something easy to eat.
When I'd been served I thanked the young lady and complimented her on her smile.
Oh boy was that wrong,
'What do you mean by that?' said she.
Well, I was happy with your service and the way you smiled at me, I replied.
Everyone smiles here she replied, it doesn't matter who the customer is!
Sorry I reply, I thought I was giving a compliment for how you'd served me.
Tell you what, I pity the next person that beeps my goods through, they will have a rough time.
