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Retlaw · 26-04-2013, 11:36

I asked my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

"I would take half and leave!", She said.

"Excellent!", I said. "I've won a tenner, here's a fiver, now **** off "

26-04-2013, 11:36	#1840
Retlaw I am Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Accrington. Posts: 4,627 Liked: 601 times Rep Power: 0	Re: Joke Of The Day I asked my wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" "I would take half and leave!", She said. "Excellent!", I said. "I've won a tenner, here's a fiver, now off "