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Originally Posted by Guinness
I am the one...
that knighted Fred Goodwin for services to banking
that cut taxes for the rich
who introduced PFI leaving the NHS in billions of pounds of debt
who made illegal war that killed at least a million
who gave our soldiers sub standard equipment
who covered up the deaths of hundreds in Stafford
who put hanging baskets and chocolates on my expense claims
who closed that hospital you need
who fails to deliver on promises
who made you move out of your family home
who reinvented the need for foodbanks
who makes you ashamed to be disabled
who lost you your job
who calls you scrounger
I have no need of qualifications or experience, nor do I need to be educated or honest. I need no conscience or judgement. I don't even need to turn up for work more than a couple of times a year.
All I need is the ability to vote the way my boss tells me to.
Ye Gods, I have to drink subsidised alcohol at my place of employment and I can smoke while doing it, but in fairness I have stopped you plebs from 'avin a fag wiv a beer' and I fully intend to stop you from having any cheap alcohol very soon. Only recently I employed a couple of restauranteurs, using your money of course, to decide that your kids should not be allowed to have your packed lunches.
I truly believe I am worth more than my current £65,000 per year. If you subtract my fuel, food and housing costs that only leaves me with, well, £65,000 per year.
Give me your support and I will allow you to watch me cream even more fat off the land and I promise to leave you with the bones to suck until you receive your monthly food parcel from India. (generously paid for by UKforeignaid.com a subsidiary of Greedybottomfeedingtrougheatersofwestminster.co.uk )
yours faithfully...
Ann Empee
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Until I saw the name at the end, I was sure this was a message from our local MP!
