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Originally Posted by GEaston
Hi Marge,
Of course there's a chance I'll make a profit. You can be sure I'm not investing in the community for the benefit of the friendly folk on this forum.
As I've said before you all need something to moan about, and it may as well be my efforts. If it wasn't me it'd be something else that was wrong - probably find reason to complain that the sun is shining...... ah, sorry you've already done that.
Fortunately I don't think this forum is very representative of the town. Seems it's reserved for the white over 60s many of whom carry a chip on their shoulders for some reason, and of course that would be caused by someone else. Could be politicians, bankers, councilors, the youth of today, muslims, the sun coming out, immigration, you name it the problem is caused by someone else.
I've made this point before, but how come noone has anything positive to say at all about anything ?
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Dear Mr. Easton,
Thank you for your application for 'Village Idiot', however we find that you are overqualified in some areas and unfortunately not really suitable for the description of the job.
You have mentioned you are over 6' tall, this in itself would remove you from the short list, we are after all looking for someone of approximately 4' 2" suffering from rickets, ring worm, totally inbred, (to the stage of webbed feet and fingers) and they must be able to turn up in a flat cap and walking a whippet.
Therefore we will put your C.V. on file and wish you all the best for your future employment.
Congratulations Mr. Dingle from Burnley, the jobs yours.