BBC News - Doner kebab 'inventor' Kadir Nurman dies in Berlin
And at those pearly gates he has some answering to do..
a) why is it only enjoyable after a skinful or microwaved for breakfast?
b) why raw cabbage?
c) why the god awful lingering smell?
d) why did you single handedly kill chicken in a basket and steak canadians(sp)?
and...
e) why am I sat here waiting for a king size mixed grill with garlic sauce?