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Old 08-01-2014, 17:56   #33
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Archery

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Strange I've listened to the archers talking on the radio, sounds nothing like that.
Though I've never understood why they tell me I could have a problem with my lower two acres or why I would wish to give my sheep a dip (whatever a dip is).

How very strange, I've just had an email from someone claiming to be the producer of the archers warning that if I wish to keep my lower two acres fertile then, (and here I quote from the said missive)
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don't take the pee out of the archers or I'll come up there and kick you in them with my lesbian walking boots
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Well I don't know about you but I reckon an offer like that makes the licence fee worthwhile, I can hardly wait!
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