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Old 14-02-2014, 11:06   #9
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Re: Smoking ban......(Hmmmm)

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"Any person who lights up and smokes in front of a child is a prat, in my view, and we as a House should not be legislating on that"-Ian Paisley jnr.
Any person that brings a child into a designated smoking area then complains is a bigger prat.

One nice warm summers day a woman brought her brood outside sat at a table in the middle of a crowded smoking area and complained to all that could hear about the smoky atmosphere she and her children were having to endure.
I explained to her that she was in a smoking area and that as a non smoker she had the run of the inside of the establishment but out here belongs to the smokers, she stayed drinking large quantities of alcohol allowing her children to run riot with no parental guidance until she was well and truly smashed, then staggered off supposedly responsible for the children, now, that's a prat!
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