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Re: Joke Of The Day
Crutches Anyone??
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water, splashes some on both legs, then throws away both his crutches
An alter boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he had just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle, tell me, where is he now".
The alter boy replies, "Flat on his arse father, over by the holy water".
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