[Less]

Originally Posted by mez

ooooooo, nice unka less i cant see the colour of the car i fink i did it wong,why cant i see the colour? by the way my thum urts

I have been experimenting with a spare copy that I had of the car & I think I have found the problem, when I said fold it I meant with the pictures to the OUTSIDE gluing the two pictures together will result in the lack of colour that you have!

mthead

LOL you will make a good blue peter presenter Less

I would rather make a BAD blue Peter presenter (please god, make it that little blonde one!).

mick

daddy says i smell like a tart
i don't know how daddy knows this as mummy never bakes tarts only pies

There's no easy way to tell you this Mick, the reason your Daddy knows what a tart smells like is because he was happy before he met your Mummy.

Vorlon24

I couldn't reach the telly, so I thought I would use that big grey one coming out of the fusebox - will that do instead?

YES!

slinky

Think I will go to my bedroom and try it over again, MY MUM ALWAYS SAID '' IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY TRY AND TRY AGAIN'' mums a clever lady so I will.

If your going to your bedroom be careful or you'll ruin your sheets!

WillowTheWisp

I carn't get the spunj in the miggle ov my one. Shud I have put the soopergloo on after?

Yes dear, once you've glued the two sides together you'll find it very difficult to put the sponge in between. x x x
lettie

I made a really nice one. My mummy says I can put it in the car when we come back from casualty.

While your at the hospital could you just nip down to Maternity & bring me some coffe & sugar back with you I hear they have more than they need down there.

Mez

my fum still urts its were the gwu is wen i stuch it back on

My lovely little Mez, (sweety) do you really want me to tell you the problem?? Do you? do you Really sweety?
The reason it's still hurting is because when you glued it back on the nail is supposed to go to the end NOT the middle of the thumb!

Well, all this blood & gore has made me really hungry I think I might get up early tomorrow and have a mid-day snack.

Coming soon to a website near you Uncle Less's Agony page & believe me with the advice I give it will be AGONY.