How dare you Sir! To even suggest that I would 'go on the rampage', with strangers?
These attacks are obviously performed by a rank amateur that is more of a flesh eater than a true blood sucking beast, also what sort of insinuation are you making about my sexuality suggesting that one of my victims could possibly be a man? I may admit to being strange but definetly NOT queer! (oops sorry even we the undead exist in fear of the P.C. brigade I mean gay, (that is not gay as in happy go lucky, but gay as in a turd puncher, (oh, dear, erm, not that I have anything against turd punchers, Even my best drinking buddy is probably one of those but so long he keeps it to like minded people I say live & let die!))).
Where can you find a blood sucking, mincing, smilie when you need one?
This will have to do:-
