[Margaret Pilkington]

You have eyes, a nose and a mouth.......you look at something......if it looks alright, you smell it...... if it smells alright then you can try putting it in your mouth....but for goodness sake, if it tastes bad you don't swallow...you spit.

The above rules only apply to food.

Being inebriated is no excuse for anything.

As for Kumquats...they are quite pleasant...a bit like a tiny oval orange and you eat the whole lot...skin and flesh.