[Morecambe Ex Pat]

All PCSO's should be issued with a broom handle and should lie in wait for offending, pavement hogging cyclists. As the offender passes, the broom handle should be inserted into the front wheel spokes of the errant cycle, bringing it to an instant and unceremonious halt. The offender should then be issued with a fixed penalty ticket. The fixed penalty should be increased if the offender requires an ambulance and hospital treatment.