[taddy]

I called into a petrol station, on Burnley Road today,

(no names mentioned, as I don't want the politically correct police giving me a call), but as well as the fuel, for which I originally stopped off, I bought a packet of liquorice and Blackcurrant sweets that were classed as Halal

(come on, how can you cut the throat of a live blackcurrant).

Your's as ever, be happy, Taddy.