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Originally Posted by cashman
Sorry mate just have a great dislike fer sitting at a football match, when i have too i will.  |
Dearie dearie me young Cashy !...Just wait ' til you lads get to my age then you'll know about it you'll only be glad to cuddle up to some other geriatric fan for a bit of comfort and warmth ...and in't Main Stand there's only toilet facilities wit' receptacles half way up to t'ceiling you know an me an t'other owd fellas carnt reach up to em properly and make a mess !, while youve got them posh stainless steel affairs in that Fanzone !...wheers t'fairness in that I ask you ?.
And then at half time them on't right of us all go for a cup of tea, and half a meat pie..all gratis, free and costin' nowt !...and theres a decent sort of toilet through that door in't stand, or so I'm told...
Ay lad , you keep on standin'for as long as you can..and look after young Wynonie while you're at it !..he must be pushin' on in years I fancy by now !.
All in all...being an Octogenarian..isnt much fun !...I believe though that some special thought in going to be given to us oldies when't new Stand goes up !. Specially trained young ladies will be on hand to cater for our every whim...and I do get a lot of whims these days !..
But until then, your old mate must suffer for Soccers sake !