[Alvin the chipmunk]

Of course I don't want to be relegated. But I also realise it wouldn't be the end of the world. To me the division we play in doesn't really matter. It's about the craic with friends and also seeing Accrington represented on the footballing map, which a club on a stable footing the town can be proud of.

I've never understood this modern trend of going to watch the opposition. Whether we play Frickley or Fulham, Pontefract Colleries or Plymouth, I'm going to watch The Stanley, nobody else.

Is playing Aldershot, Wrexham et al. actually all that different to playing then likes of Morecambe and Newport? I'd suggest some of these views of Non League are very outdated. There's at least ten clubs at Conference North level (two below) who can draw four figure crowds, never mind the National League itself.

I've never been to Braintree or Dover either so every cloud!!

It won't happen though. We will never be relegated under JC. Dragged us from Congelton and Flixton to West Ham and Boro. Won't let it slide easily!!