[Big Joe]

As we get to a certain age there comes a time when some of the chaps need a bit of help downstairs. Using the little blue pill as prescribed by the GP and now available over the counter at Boots for £20 for 4 (so I am told) and they come in a plain brown bag is not without its own element of risk so here are a couple of pointers I picked up from friends of mine that use it.
Firstly stick to the tablets. no mistake as to what or how you take a tablet. A friend of mine got the liquid in dropper form and inadvertently put them in his eyes. He did say they made him look hard though!
Secondly if purchasing from Boots and served by a lady in order to prevent causing her any embarrassment use the default "tube of toothpaste please" line. Experienced staff will however realise what you really want and ensure the requisite tablets and a packet of condoms are put in the same bag together with the toothpaste.
Lastly and this is most important to remember particularly when it comes to the male ego. Using the blue pills will not make you Casanova or James Bond for that matter but for a short time they will make you Roger Moore.