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Actually it used to be one of the months I really enjoyed, autumn just taking a grip leaves changing colour, preparing to hunker down for winter by putting a bit extra on the gas & electric meters, but now...


... we have stoptober some charity wanting us to give up smoking, another charity even worse, wanting us to go a whole 31 days without a hangover.

Now we have a British student offering sex!
The problem is she's a virgin going by the name of 'Amy', & the price tag is 2 million pounds, now I don't mind helping the poor girl out, but her planning is all wrong, November would be better for me, I might just be able to afford it with the money I save in October from ceasing my other vices.