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Old 27-09-2018, 15:34   #5
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Re: October, What a miserable month!

I think in actual fact, that if I could afford to pay 2 million to this young slut, after all she is offering some mug sex for money, I would tie her up (no not a fantasy) with legalities and offer her virginity to the nation, to be preserved until her grandchildren died, thus keeping her away from any other poor fool, if, after a compulsory annual medical examination let's say on her birthday she was no longer found to be a virgin then all monies plus interest would be returned to me.
We all want to make money, but I can't be arsed about how much she's asking.
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