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Originally Posted by stanerlee
NEWSFLASH*****
A man called jason graham was found dead today in a house on Hollins Lane. He was found wearing stockings and suspenders with an orange in his mouth.
His son Liam was over heard telling a friend, " Dad was actually wearing a rovers top but i thought i'd save him embarrasment."
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STOP PRESS****
Local Estate Agents would like to point out that Mr Graham actually resides in a "Large Mansion like " house on Hollins Lane.
Furthermore, police have reported a theft of today from the greggs the bakers of a large box of Industrial sized Jam Donuts. The thief (rumoured to go by the name of Alex the Bobby) was disturbed as he tucked into the feast & fled! The trail of jam, sugar & crumbs, led all the way to the scruffy end of Baxenden..........