...I suddenly got the urge to buy some pyjamas, I don't know why maybe it's an age thing, maybe, after all these years I'm becoming middle class and feel the need to get dressed before I go to bed?
Where will this end?
Will I start wearing a pretentious scarf as fashion item and not just because it's bloody cold?
Will I begin changing into my jim jams at around 6P.M.and start poncing around the house in my dressing gown?
Aaaagh just realised, I don't have a dressing gown haven't needed one until now,must get on to Amazon and get them to send one express.
Will I become a luvvy and start frequenting bars that admininster G&T's and obscure real ales (only in a half glass) at extorionate prices? (Perhaps, but only in the afternoons I'll have to be home by 6 to change into my night attire).
These pyjamas are starting to look expensive, I think for the sake of my wallet I'll hide them in my sock drawer and save for them emergencies.