Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 30-08-2019, 00:16   #2049
dotti34
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Re: Joke Of The Day

Stan has a petrol station in Medina and was trying to increase sales.
So he put up a sign that read “Free Sex With Every Fill-up”
Soon Kev pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex – Stan told him
to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex – Kev guessed 8 and Van said
“You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time”
A week later, Kev along with his buddy Frank, pulled in for another fill-up

Again he asked for his free sex. Stan again asked him to guess the correct number.
He guessed 2 this time. Van said “Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time”.

As they were driving away, Kev said to his buddy “I think that game is rigged,
and he doesn’t really give away free sex”

Frank replied “No it is not rigged. My wife won twice last week “
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