Re: Joke Of The Day
A woman went to Italy on a two week training course.
Her husband dropped her off at the airport and wished her a good trip.
His wife asked if there was anything he would like bringing back.
'Yes' he said 'a beautiful Italian girl'.
The two weeks passed and he went back to the airport to pick up his wife.
They hugged and he said 'did you get me my gift?'
'what gift was that?' she asked.
'The beautiful italian girl'
'Oh THAT gift......yes..... but now we have to wait nine months to see if it is a boy or a girl'
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It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing.
(a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein)
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