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Old 01-12-2021, 17:28   #2161
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Re: Corona Virus

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Originally Posted by monkey hanger View Post
if i could just get somebody who knows more about medical stuff than i do i,d be very happy indeed. there is a limit on how long you can stay on the phone waiting for it being answered. said for months now that other illnesses are still available.

Tell you what mate, next time I'm over I'll have a look for you. No real experience mind, but when we were on "Snow Queen" the troops would come waltzing into the Med centre, see yours truly in uniform (despite the glaringly obvious Rikshaws, Cabs & Taxis shoulder flashes) they then proceed to tell me about their woes, itches & other ickky stuff! Course being the ameanable soul I is, I'd hear them out, then either snort with merriment, chuckle or outright widdle me'sen at their misfortunes! I'd then whip out me "Housewife", start licking the thread before trying to shove it through a whopping great darning needle, while espousing my "considered opinion" about treatment required.


It was usually at this point the M.O. next door who'd been earwigging my "Professional (Drivers) opinion" & I would be summoned & given the lecture on undermining medical confidence ..... or they ran screaming from the Med centre vowing never to come back again while that "Psycho" was on duty.


Like I say, don't know much, but success rate in clearing a waitng room full of the sick, lame & lazy ..... outstanding!
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