I tried living in a cave once, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It was under a millionaires mansion, I could tolerate the dark, dank atmosphere and the flying mammals, but there was a really weird bloke that would appear at night that I found a little disturbing as he seemed to have a rather strange obsession for a youth he called Robin, both of them were into dressing up, which could be tolerated except for their strange habit of wearing their underwear over their tights, plus they would disturb my peace by starting the engine of their environmentally unfriendly jet car at all sorts of obscure times of the night.
I decided a return to normality would be better than sharing life with those two.
