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Re: Joke Of The Day
When the lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run the man’s wife kept hinting to him that he should get it fixed. But somehow he always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, brewing beer.. Always something more important to him.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When he arrived home one day he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush. He said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say he will walk again, but he will always have a limp.
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