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Saint Peter and Saint Paul are shooting the breeze in their heavenly abode when Saint Peter suggests that they pay a visit to earth, ok I am up for that says Saint Paul. After circling the earth Saint Peter says, "I wonder where we are, to which St Paul sticks his hand through the cloud and announces "we are passing over Italy", "How do you know that", says Saint Peter, "because I have just touched the top of the leaning tower of Pisa" he replied. After flying for another hour or so Saint Peter again asks where they are, St Paul replies after again putting his hand through the clouds that they are passing over London, "how do you know" asks Saint Peter? "because I have just touched the top of Big Ben," Saint Paul replies. After another twenty minutes or so Saint Peter says "ok pal where are we now, after again reaching through the clouds Saint Paul replies that they are passing over Liverpool, Ha Ha says Saint Peter I bet that you have touched the top of the Royal Liver Building, to which Saint Paul answers. "No some Scalliwag his just pinched my watch".

Just for you Dave.