[Margaret Pilkington]

a cat dies and goes to heaven.
He is met by God who bends down to stroke the cat.
'How 're you doing little fella' God asks.
'Well' said the cat...'all of my life on earth I lived on farms...slept on hard barn floors.
It was not the best'

'say no more' said God tapping the side of his nose.
A fluffy pillow appears out of nowhere...and the cat settles down to a luxury sleep.

A few days later six mice die and arrive in heaven.
God asks them what their lives were like.
The mice tell him 'we were always persecuted. Chased by dogs, women with brooms and cats...well they were the worst'

'Say no more' says God.
The mice look down and they find they all have tiny roller skates.

A few more days pass and God looks in on the cat.

'How are things with you my little friend' asks God.

'absolutely wonderful' says the cat...'Oh yes...and those meals on wheels were simply the best ever!'