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Old 01-06-2022, 21:30   #31
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Re: The Nazis Were Right, Uber All The World!

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany View Post
Added to that my youger self, brother & father dear where all banned by my Mum from ever touching stuff in the kitchen after one particular night out & the "extreme crispy bacon incident" in other words charcoaled!
Yup, been there.... I think I'm still under the threat of defenestration of the nether regions after the 'great eye level grill toaster fire' in the eighties and a coupla years later was refused parole after forgetting to turn the oven off after cooking a pasty.

All hail Just Eat......I'd rather be a fat lazy git than a soprano..

...although it does have its drawbacks in that you have to remember to put the half eaten boxes into the bin and not just leave it next to the settee before going to bed because.. trust me.. that opens up a whole new world of hurt
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