[Margaret Pilkington]

I have never ever had a Valentines card….well, no I lie.
I have had one, but it was one I sent to myself.
I got a workmate to write it and one of the Reps (who lived in Cheshire) to post it.
It created a whole lot of trouble when it arrived.
My other half wanted to know the ins and out of a crows bum….who had sent it, how had I met this person…you can imagine it.
What made it worse was that I put it on the mantelpiece and left it up there for over a week.
He kept taking it down and I kept putting it back.
Eventually I owned up and said someone had sent it as a prank…I did not admit that the someone was ME!

I still haven’t had a Valentine!