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Guy arrives home very much the worse for wear. "Where have you been?" asks his wife. "I've been at the opening of the new pub" slurs the hubby "the doors are gold, the bar is all gold, even the urinals are gold”. His wife puts him to bed but can't believe his story so the next day she rings the new pub. "Is it true that the doors are gold and the bar is all gold?”

"Yes madam they're covered in 24ct gold". "And is it true that your urinals are gold?" asks the wife. There is a long pause then she hears the guy at the end of the phone call out "Harry, I've got a lead on who pee’d in your saxophone last night".