Thread: Joke Of The Day
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Old 24-08-2023, 14:27   #2219
Margaret Pilkington
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Re: Joke Of The Day

a bride gets home from honeymoon and straighaway rings her mother.
The bride is in tears, distraught.

Her mother asks what is wrong.
The bride says the honeymoon hotel was wonderful....with many romantic candle-lit dinners.
The sea was blue the sand was soft and white.That it had been an idyllic hideaway.

'So then what went wrong?' asks the mother.
'Well when we got back in the car to come home, my husband became horrible....using lots of four letter words'.
'Like what? asked the mother.
The bride says 'Work, dust, wash, iron.and cook!...so can I come home?'
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