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>> Why would anyone want "Totally Addictive" on their tum in the first place?<<

Probably for the same reason that people wear burberry checks and scrape their peroxided hair into a top-knot and name their brats after pop singers. Which, in turn, probably has a lot to do with wearing as much cheap low carat gold jewellery as possible and never being seen in anything other than tacky sportswear, which is a consequence of having aspirations and an IQ lower than your average snake's scrotum. But I could be wrong.