Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
A: Pam's only got two tits
Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon...
A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £13 million".
The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Milan Baros, and he was cr*p"
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Scowser fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why did Beardsley never play in Scotland
A: Cos he wiz afraid of the Bells (Scottish Premier)
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