woh woh woh, i live near accy but im a yorkshireman and ill have you know we make the best pork pies

. I do of course have to show my passport as i travel back and forth to yorkshire on a daily basis to work. I still havnt grasped this lancashire accent, i think its english only they have removed half the words to make the sentances shorter and have replaced the letter Y with an I making it 'mi mum' and 'mi brudda' (which i presume is brother rather than the more unlikley idea its a model of buddah)
*runs for coverrrrrrrrrrrrr*