The P*nis Study
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study
took two years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that
the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is
to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, the French declared that the
British were wrong and decided to conduct their own study of the
same subject. After three years of research and a cost in excess
of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is
larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more sexual
pleasure.
When the results of the French study were released, Newfoundland
decided to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three weeks of
intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's study
was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his
hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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