[Tealeaf]

As most of you are aware, several members have recently had their ackers misappropriated. As the said individuals do need their ackers, I have therefore decided to launch an appeal for all our distressed members.

Knowing that many of you will wish to donate generously, please transfer as much as you can to my account where I shall take sole responsibility for the re-distribution of the funds.

All donors can be assured of a liberal helping of Kama.

Thank you, my good friends.