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Old 03-07-2005, 19:17   #16
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Re: What the 'ell are they?

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Originally Posted by West Ender
They breathe through their bums! They're not wriggling as much now (thank goodness, it was 'orrible). Reading the thing on the net again I'm pretty sure they are drone-flies (hover flies that look like bees) and I don't mind them.

Thanks to everyone for your help.
NOW! you give us a reasonable description! Straight away I can tell you what

they are, they are HONEYMOONERS! It is a breed of creature that because they

hardly ever see the light of day after a short week-end with friends and

relatives with what is known as a WEDDING and RECEPTION often, (but not

always) fly to foreign shores to consumate their new found relationship.

Both the male and female learn within a short period of time to breathe through

their bums because their mouth parts are occupied in getting used to the

sexual orientation of their new found partner!

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