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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
trying to remember my address then I can tell the taxi driver how to get me home
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Serves you right for ringing mthead. I always said he'd never make a taxi driver.
Passenger: " How many pubs are there in Ossy called the Rose and Crown?"
mthead: " Just the one."
Passenger: "Well why have we passed it three times."
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