NEIL!!!! I can assure you I go no were near Mels overgrown bush ..... and I wouldn't even if she did trim it back
Seriously Mel I have a phone number for a mate of our Hannahs that does gardening, Dean, he's reliable enough and a nice lad not at all dodgey (I know it's surprising for one of her mates
) The only problem is he's far from eye candy, so I suggest we scout around looking for a fit bloke to do it ....... you know like him off Desperate Housewives and I'll come and keep you company while he trims your bush
