Well, I have a pet .. he is lean, mean, dark-haired with blue eyes. He's no trouble cause don't have to wash him, feed him, cut his toe nails, goes away when I tell him, purrs when I stroke him, begs for my attention, pays his own medical bills, keeps me warm when I am cold, don't have to walk him, pick up his pooh or condemns me for buying that new dress I just had to have... purrrfect!
