[Gayle]

Absolutely hilarious Tinks, there's still time to nip round to the garage and pick up a car airfreshner and a tube of pringles and take it round to him.

At least look on the bright side - he's going to be so p*ssed off at you that he won't want to speak to you for about a year so you're going to get out of buying him a birthday present and christmas present as well.