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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
For an example I see it as a problem that our parks have no loos. They were apparently closed/abandoned due to vandalism and lurking pervs. I think it would solve two problems in one if jobs were created to provide warden caretakers for loos. Then we could have our loos back and also provide work for someone.
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An excellent idea Willow, may I suggest a little positive discrimination to help this scheme along?
Only employ known perverts to act as Warden/caretakers give them a high vis' uniform with a nice peeked hat with park patrol on it.
They will do the job for a minimum wage (after all they weren't getting paid when they patrolled the park before, so any money would be a bonus).
This would do two things:-
1/ It would allow anyone wishing to use the toilets the chance to see where the perverts are and the public could use the toilets safely while he/she* is at the far end of his/her patrol.
2/ It would instill the myth of fear back into the 'yoofs' that are likely to go vandalising, (Remember good old Mr. Parky the park keeper, every park had one to frighten us kids into being good). All the potential vandals would be too frightened to go into the park after dark 'cos the perv patrol will get yer'.
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Please note, where I have put he/she that is only to be P.C. this is where the positive discrimination comes in, we only employ male perverts for the job and they must be capable of growing a large bristling waxed mustache, (it has nothing to do with the job, I just like military looking men!).